u and i are one

"A Cute and Short Love story" . .
Girl: hey i've got two words 2 say
Boy: what?
Girl: I LOVE U
Boy: huh.. isn't that 3 words???
Girl: No! Coz (U) and (I) are one!

diet and menu

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

engineering student and sweeper

An engineering student to his
sweeper brother: I have got
degree, I have got knowledge, I
can sit in society. What do you
have? Sweeper: I have the job

my girl friend

My girl friend and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

good and bad

“Did you hear I got married ?"
"Oh, that’s good."
"No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!"
"Oh, that’s bad."
"No, that’s good! She’s rich."
"Oh, that’s good!"
"No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent."
"Oh, that’s bad."
"No, that’s good! She bought me servants and a big house"
"Oh, that’s good."
"No, that’s b...ad! The house burnt down."...
"Oh, that’s bad."
"No, that’s good! She was in it."

Coconut

Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.

True love is like ghost

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Ideal and real

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Out of control

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.